Women's sports

Ok, women's NCAA tourney time, boy am I excited!

If you read that above statement, and concurred, please never read this blog again.

Women's sports are fantastic (and I mean that) womens soccer, tennis, volleyball (indoor or outdoor you pervs, not just because of the amazing bikini's those women wear.....) even women's track/swimming/olympic events.

Not basketball
Not hockey
Not softball (a sport where you can throw more than 1 perfect game in a season, let alone a career, has to be a joke)

Get any and all shows about any of those sports off of my TV. Forever. Title IX is beautiful, fair, but ESPN worthy they are NOT.

Basketball and hockey are problems to me because they are not the same sport. Sure women's bball is "more pure" and a "better game to watch" but those 2 items scream "crappy sport to anybody who knows anything about the sport." Hockey could easily be fixed, and actually possibly be a great game to watch on TV, if they ADDED CHECKING. 6 or 7 year old kids in canada body check each other, grown women can't? The talent at the top of the women's game is great, a good game to watch (and would improve drastically if they had a real sport, not just the hockey that 5 year olds are taught), and then it becomes a joke whenever they come near each other. Fighting for the puck is one thing, poking at it while the other woman shields it because you can't really touch her is another. This all said, I would give women's hockey a serious chance if it involved real hockey, esp. with the way the Flyers season has gone this year.

Basketball however, this is a joke of a sport for the following reasons

Smaller ball- grown women can't handle a regulation size ball? once again, there's 8 year olds making 3's with a regulation ball, deal with it or don't play the sport

How they shoot- the percentage of women who hoist awful looking shots (they work, but so do my sex moves with the woman, nobody wants to watch that either) I've been taught how to shoot a basketball properly from age 10 or so, grown women are COACHED to shoot like that? joke

Big fat women are unstoppable- Not even going to go further so i don't insult big fat women who don't play bball, not the point of this post, you know exactly what i'm talking about

The scores- If i were to tell you that men and women played college bball for the same amount of time per game (40 minutes) but women used a smaller ball, who would have the higher scoring games?

Get this shit off of my TV, isn't there a poker game/madden challenge/arena football game/fishing/golf on? I don't even like arena football/fishing/golf on TV much, but ANYTHING OTHER THAN FAKE SPORTS

Soccer, Volleyball, Tennis, Olympics/track/swimming- HORRAY TITLE IX
Basketball, hockey, softball (even Jennie Finch looks like a man in that sport, but someone had to be the poster girl) BOOOOOO TITLE IX YOU STINK BOOOOOOOOO

m8r